Waitress: And what would you like to drink?
Me: Just water, please.
Waitress: Er, I’m sorry, what was that?
Me: Water…
Waitress: Is that on the menu? Can you show me?
Me: It’s just water. Water. Water. H2O. Water.
Waitress: *blank stare*…
Me: *sigh* Woddah
Waitress: Oh, water! Yes, certainly.
