Toaster seems to be taking a very long time to toast my bread. Go over to investigate. The elements don’t seem to be glowing orange. Waving hand over toaster confirms that it is only lukewarm. Fear toaster is on the fritz. Look in toaster and notice that toaster appears to have eaten toast also. Apparently I took the toast out several minutes ago and it is sitting on my plate, waiting for me to spread it.
One of those days.
